Listen to the reporters' conversations. You'll understand why I'll never be fit to work in any other environment:
"... and so for the next 24 hours, you have to pee in this bucket ..."
"... caught trying to steal a sheep from the zoo ... said he thought it was his mother..."
"OH NO!" [Thud, thud, thud] "I just wrote this email about how I was worried I might be pregnant and that I forgot to take my anti-depressant this morning and then accidentally sent it to one of my sources..."
" ... he used Dippity-Do for WHAT?!"
"... So should I send another email apologizing for that first email about the anti-depressants?"
" ... used a garbage can to steal that sheep from the petting zoo ... no, the sheep wasn't injured ..."
" ... guy said the strippers beat him too hard during a birthday spanking ..."
[Religion editor walks by, pauses at a reporter's computer screen and notices a man wearing a thong.]
"What website are you on?"
"Go Fug Yourself."
[Editor looks hurt.]
"... Um ... OK."
1 comment:
I knew there had to be interesting conversations overheard and among reporters. Thanks for confirming it, and congratulations for your win!
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